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"The Cave" just released on DVD
02-07-2006, 11:36 PM,
#11
Re: "The Cave" just released on DVD

I agree with you.  When Hollywood is on, do not try to think too much.  May cause bleeding from the ears.

Doug
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02-08-2006, 07:08 AM, (This post was last modified: 02-08-2006, 08:10 AM by matt t..)
#12
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I agree. When I watch a movie I'm just looking for an hour and a half or so of entertainment. I'm not looking to have a life altering event or anything. But still, I have to say that "The Cave" wasn't even entertaining to me. After the rockslide and the church getting crushed it was all down hill (pun intended). Plus, the women in "The Cave" were no where near "Into the Blue" quality ;D.
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02-08-2006, 09:51 AM,
#13
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and we all particularly loved when the DiveRite scooter exploded, just because it bumped into a stone wall.
Perhaps that's why they stopped production? :o
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02-08-2006, 09:24 PM,
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saw "The Cave"..one hot chick cannot carry a movie that bad..it blew chunks!!!  I think I'd rather deal with a 5 ATA sqweeezzzz in my DUI without Undergarments on than watch it again....."Into the blue" however.....There is something incredible about an ancient shipwreck and a drug plan.blah blah blah blah Skindiving blah blah blah...jessica.blah blah blah striped bikini bottoms.blah blah blah..hotiie..blah blah ...I own it, and I cannot seem to get the kids and wife to bed quick enough each night so i can watch a couple of scenes..oh yeah..and the part about getting trapped under a cannon with no air and requiring jessica to mouth to mouth me from a lift bag.....i guess i could give it a try if she is involved.......in reality, it may just be worth the risk.....lol
deano
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02-09-2006, 04:00 PM, (This post was last modified: 02-09-2006, 04:18 PM by WIdiver_Paul.)
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As bad as The Cave is, I didn't think I could find a scuba movie that was worse.
Wrong! Browsing the $4.99 bin at Farm & Fleet brought me to , "Night of the Sharks" (1989). Think porno movie without the sex. No. Think Jaws copycat film with no script. No... okay, think what would happen if you were looking for a free vacation in Cancun and you need to throw together a movie out of 50 fighting mexican extras and a one-eyed shark.

This one is so bad, it couldn't even be a cult film.

The only highlight is the gratuitous topless sunbathers.

Erik Estrada should have been in this one.
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02-09-2006, 05:53 PM,
#16
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Topless Sunbathers?  Sounds good already!

Doug
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